The Complete Guide to Entertaining Yourself (and Your Kids!) During A Global Pandemic

The Complete Guide to Entertaining Yourself (and Your Kids!) During A Global Pandemic

Let’s get right into it. There are a lot of… unforeseen side effects of a global health crisis. 

Like, when you’re the CFO of a medium-sized startup company, but then you have to work from home, and also teach 2nd grade. Or when the catering manager of a large grocery store chain suddenly becomes a first responder, because grocery stores are CRAZY TOWN right now.

There’s a lot going on right now, and much of it is pretty grim. As usual, Seymour Butz is here to provide a bit of levity in an otherwise serious time. 

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You Don't Need to be Drunk to Enjoy These Hilarious St Patrick's Day Jokes

You Don't Need to be Drunk to Enjoy These Hilarious St Patrick's Day Jokes

St. Patrick’s Day jokes are aplenty. While you and your friends may have some favorites already ready to go come the big day, we’ve got quite a few to help you keep everyone giggling all day long!

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7 Hilarious Gift Ideas for a New House Owner

7 Hilarious Gift Ideas for a New House Owner

Hooray! Your friend(s) recently purchased a new home! And boooo — that means you have to pick out ANOTHER housewarming present. Do your top three ideas involve plants, candles, artisan bread, and/or a bottle of wine?

HOW ORIGINAL.

So we did you a favor and pulled together 7 hilarious housewarming gift ideas that NO ONE else will think of.

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Avoid Boring Office Birthday Parties with These Funny Gift Ideas

Avoid Boring Office Birthday Parties with These Funny Gift Ideas

If you’re in charge of coming up with coworker birthday celebration ideas, well—you, my friend, have just hit the jackpot. Here’s a comprehensive list of funny office birthday ideas for everyone from your closest colleague to your boss’ boss.

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13 Reasons Why You Need A Margarita Like, Right Now

13 Reasons Why You Need A Margarita Like, Right Now

February 22 is National Margarita Day, and in honor of the best tequila-based drink on the planet (🤔), we’ve mixed up a signature concoction of funny memes, unique recipes, and nerdy margarita trivia. We hope you enjoy it.

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These Are The Only Valentine's Day Cards Anyone Likes Anymore

These Are The Only Valentine's Day Cards Anyone Likes Anymore

Everyone knows that the best kinds of Valentine's Day cards are the ones that make you laugh, that pierces through all the Whitman’s Samplers and Jared commercials to reflect the everyday, not-so-fancy, kinda dirty (?) joy of being in a real relationship. Why not mix it up this year with these unexpected / oddly specific expressions of your love?

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"I Love The Sh*t Outta You" and Other Nice Things to Say to Your Boo This Valentine's Day

However you feel about V-Day, it IS nice to set aside some time to shower your significant other with love and appreciation but like any holiday (made-up or otherwise), but it can all feel very… SERIOUS.

Love CAN BE sweet and romantic—and yes, serious at times—but plenty of relationships are ALSO full of good-natured teasing, and dirty jokes, laughing so hard your abs get sore.

These gifts are for you. 😘😘😘

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Old-School Movie Celebrations to Help you Ring in The New Year

Old-School Movie Celebrations to Help you Ring in The New Year

YOU GUYS. We did it! Not only did we make it through 2019 in one piece (more or less), but we’ve officially made it through two decades of the 21st Century. Let's celebrate with this totally random, nowhere-near-complete collection of feelgood / celebration scenes from movies that came out before the year 2000.

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3 Last Minute Gift Ideas for The Rando Stragglers on Your List

3 Last Minute Gift Ideas for The Rando Stragglers on Your List

No matter how early you start on your holiday shopping (nerd), there are always a few stragglers left at the end that just totally stump you. Don’t worry! We’re here to help with three totally original, giggle-inducing gift ideas even the toughest people on your list will love.

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Everything You Absolutely Need to Know About Choosing the Best White Elephant Gifts Ever

Everything You Absolutely Need to Know About Choosing the Best White Elephant Gifts Ever

Picking out creative white elephant gift ideas for your coworkers isn’t as simple as choosing the best white elephant gifts for your family and friends. That said, here’s how to give the best white elephant gifts ever, no matter who you are buying for. Not quite sure how to choose the best white elephant gifts for your upcoming event? Fret not! We’ve got you covered.

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How To Win At Office Gift-Giving This Year (Or: How To Get Fired This Christmas Season)

How To Win At Office Gift-Giving This Year (Or: How To Get Fired This Christmas Season)

We don’t know about you, but the gifts that cause us the most stress are the ones you have to get for people who aren’t super close friends or family. We’re not going to tell you to get your boss a pop-up can full of snakes, or a glitter bomb, or sneak a whoopie cushion onto her office chair. Go ahead, get those fancy 2020 planners. Bake ‘em some cookies. Let the Target gift cards fly! But before you wrap them, make sure you package them in a suuuper messed up gift box. Here’s what we mean…

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Online Prank Shop, Seymour Butz, gets Trademark Approved Just in Time for Holidays

Online Prank Shop, Seymour Butz, gets Trademark Approved Just in Time for Holidays

Online Prank Shop, Seymour Butz, gets Trademark Approved Just in Time for Holidays. Shoppers can pick up an original white elephant gift at the shop, www.SeymourButz.com.

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